The "It Doesn't Count" Men's Boxy Streetwear Tee
Add something special to your streetwear with the "It Doesn't Count" Men's Boxy Tee. This standout piece from our Cocktail Party Problem collection is inspired by our in-depth article, "The Neurobiology of Language, Speech, and Music."
On the front, you'll find our signature 1950s-style retro pin-up relaxing in a bright green martini glass, along with the bold caption: "I heard what you said, but my eyes didn't register it, so it doesn't count." This shirt is a fun nod to auditory neuroscience. In busy places, our brains deal with the Cocktail Party Problem, which is the challenge of focusing on one voice in a noisy room. We use tricks like the McGurk Effect, where watching someone's lips helps us understand what they're saying. This tee is a playful reminder that what we see and hear often work together.
This tee is made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton and has a thick, premium feel thanks to its 7 oz./yd.² fabric. The oversized boxy fit and drop shoulder sleeves give it a relaxed look, great for layering or wearing on its own. With a sturdy ribbed collar and reinforced neckline, this shirt is designed to keep its shape and last through many wears.
Product Details & Specifications
* Collection: Part of the exclusive Cocktail Party Problem apparel line.
* Fit & Style: Contemporary oversized relaxed fit with structural boxy tailoring and classic drop shoulder sleeves.
* Fabric Weight: Heavyweight and premium 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²) for maximum durability and comfort.
* Neckline: Premium ribbed collar with a structurally reinforced neckline to prevent stretching.
* Material: 100% high-grade combed ring-spun cotton for a dense, ultra-soft feel.
* Origin: High-quality blank product components ethically sourced from Bangladesh.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Add something special to your streetwear with the "It Doesn't Count" Men's Boxy Tee. This standout piece from our Cocktail Party Problem collection is inspired by our in-depth article, "The Neurobiology of Language, Speech, and Music."
On the front, you'll find our signature 1950s-style retro pin-up relaxing in a bright green martini glass, along with the bold caption: "I heard what you said, but my eyes didn't register it, so it doesn't count." This shirt is a fun nod to auditory neuroscience. In busy places, our brains deal with the Cocktail Party Problem, which is the challenge of focusing on one voice in a noisy room. We use tricks like the McGurk Effect, where watching someone's lips helps us understand what they're saying. This tee is a playful reminder that what we see and hear often work together.
This tee is made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton and has a thick, premium feel thanks to its 7 oz./yd.² fabric. The oversized boxy fit and drop shoulder sleeves give it a relaxed look, great for layering or wearing on its own. With a sturdy ribbed collar and reinforced neckline, this shirt is designed to keep its shape and last through many wears.
Product Details & Specifications
* Collection: Part of the exclusive Cocktail Party Problem apparel line.
* Fit & Style: Contemporary oversized relaxed fit with structural boxy tailoring and classic drop shoulder sleeves.
* Fabric Weight: Heavyweight and premium 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²) for maximum durability and comfort.
* Neckline: Premium ribbed collar with a structurally reinforced neckline to prevent stretching.
* Material: 100% high-grade combed ring-spun cotton for a dense, ultra-soft feel.
* Origin: High-quality blank product components ethically sourced from Bangladesh.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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